Busted!

For weeks, we've all admired Paul's gruelling physical fitness regime as he cycles seven miles into work every day. It turns out that's not quite the case... it's a mere mile to the railway station from his house, then he hops onto a train for 7 minutes, and then cycles the last 400 yards to the office!

Here's the damning evidence.

Check out the stylish footwear and posh briefcase!

A strange breed of programmer

Everyone knows that a real programmer's desk looks like this. Big piles of paper, assorted beverage bottles, post-its and generally, complete chaos. (Sorry - a complex and detailed filing system that is perfectly comprehensible to the programmer in question.)

Conor hard at work

So what in the hell is this? Flowers? Sunshine? Pure, fresh water? Even a clear desk? This is not a proper programming environment!

Paul Sumpner daydreaming