Next in our series of everyday hairstyles, we present one of the more prosaic 'dos, the kind you see in every high street.
Oh yeah, see that "hair length" slider? Guess what that does?
OK, so that wasn't hugely entertaining, was it? Look, it's 5.55pm, and it's been a long day. You want witty puns, clever descriptions, and overblown prose? Call Johnnie. You want to look at hair? There you go.