So I made the appropriate excited noises, and then he said, "I could actually have sent you something last week, but we all know that as soon as you see what we're doing, you're going to put it on the dev blog, and we won't be able to stop you. And it's not ready yet, so we're going to hold off for a few more days."
So there you go. You can all share my pain.
You'll see the new stuff about 15 minutes after I do.
But apparently you're going to love it.